And it was all yellow.

It is no small coincidence that the yellow color used in baby clothes is exactly the same shade as shit.

I discovered this today when little mister decided to paint the inner leg of his babygro for me yet again.  Bless.  How thoughtful of my little Poocasso!  Today's artwork was created on a suit with different animals dotted across the fabric, and one - a lion - is that perfect shade of yellow.  Of course this made it nearly impossible to detect which was shit and which was lion until I realized the lions were not actually stuck to his thigh.  As for the solid yellow bodysuit he had on underneath?  Can't even see the stains.

So that settles it.  If we ever have another kid, I'm only buying yellow clothes.