All this and a baby too.

19 March 2012

Although it may seem extortionate, there is a bloody good reason muslin cloths cost upwards of £1 each. Try baby maintenance without them and suffer the consequences.

And -

Blocked ducts fricking HURT, particularly when the cure is to keep prodding them. Wasn't the pain meant to stop at the birth?!

And -

Every journey time estimate requires an additional 30 minute 'oops cushion'. For example: oops-I-haven't-brushed-my-teeth-yet, oops-still-need-to-pump, and the piece de resistance, oops-the-baby-just-shat-on-me-I-have-to-change-now.