Sunday, 14 December 2014

The twelve days of Rukai. Er...Christmas.

Thursday 25 December

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Rukai gave to me -
Twelve foam block towers
Eleven wrapped up presents
Ten bites of biscuit!
Nine hours of Crabbo
Eight grins at Santa
Seven posted letters
Six magic cuddles
Five thousand boooooooooooooks!
Four flying cheeses
Three hours of nurs'ry!
Two stinky dookies
And and attitude just like his mommy.

 
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

 
Wednesday 24 December

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Rukai gave to me -
Eleven wrapped up presents
Ten bites of biscuit!
Nine hours of Crabbo
Eight grins at Santa
Seven posted letters
Six magic cuddles
Five thousand boooooooooooooks!
Four flying cheeses
Three hours of nurs'ry!
Two stinky dookies
And and attitude just like his mommy.

Tuesday 23 December

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Rukai gave to me -
Ten bites of biscuit!
Nine hours of Crabbo
Eight grins at Santa
Seven posted letters
Six magic cuddles
Five thousand boooooooooooooks!
Four flying cheeses
Three hours of nurs'ry!
Two stinky dookies
And and attitude just like his mommy.

Monday 22 December
On the ninth day of Christmas, my Rukai gave to me -
Nine hours of Crabbo
Eight grins at Santa
Seven posted letters
Six magic cuddles
Five thousand boooooooooooooks!
Four flying cheeses
Three hours of nurs'ry!
Two stinky dookies
And and attitude just like his mommy.

Sunday 21 December

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Rukai gave to me -
Eight grins at Santa
Seven posted letters
Six magic cuddles
Five thousand boooooooooooooks!
Four flying cheeses
Three hours of nurs'ry!
Two stinky dookies
And and attitude just like his mommy.

Saturday 20 December

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Rukai gave to me -
Seven posted letters
Six magic cuddles
Five thousand boooooooooooooks!
Four flying cheeses
Three hours of nurs'ry!
Two stinky dookies
And and attitude just like his mommy.

Friday 19 December

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Rukai gave to me -
Six magic cuddles
Five thousand boooooooooooooks!
Four flying cheeses
Three hours of nurs'ry!
Two stinky dookies
And and attitude just like his mommy.

Thursday 18 December
On the fifth day of Christmas, my Rukai made me read -
Five thousand boooooooooooooks! (Wait? that's not how it goes? Dum, dah dumdumdumdum)
Four flying cheeses
Three hours of nurs'ry!
Two stinky dookies
And and attitude just like his mommy.

Wednesday 17 December

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Rukai gave to me -
Four flying cheeses
Three hours of nurs'ry!
Two stinky dookies
And and attitude just like his mommy.

Tuesday 16 December

On the third day of Christmas, my Rukai gave to me -
Three hours of nurs'ry!
Two stinky dookies
And and attitude just like his mommy.

Monday 15 December

On the second day of Christmas, my Rukai gave to me -
Two stinky dookies
And an attitude just like his mommy.

Sunday 14 December

On the first day of Christmas, my Rukai gave to me -
An attitude just like his mommy.

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